EAGER BEAVER

YES, of COURSE it’s OBVIOUS… It suggests a willingness to move forward with enthusiasm in the face of MAJOR difficult life changes, and if it’s said that “puns always work,” we’ll see if that’s the case as we move forward…

“After TWENTY YEARS in a SHITTY MARRIAGE, it’s a whole new world for this Bewildered Bachelorette.”

There’s the tag: Suddenly Single Bewildered Bachelorette 

“Starved for male attention after a long, lackluster — ”  now wait a minute, at the end it didn’t lack luster at all, in fact, near the end is when all that hot, sexy stuff happened, and, in fact, there was a (you guessed it: alt. title):

LOTTA LUSTER, BUSTER!

It’s a cliche because it’s true: you can’t save a marriage with exotic, erotic adventures… but you sure can have a lotta fun!

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