Be careful what you wish for.
Author: Cassandra Lawndarts
Cassandra, a princess of Troy, was given the gift of prophecy from none other than the Sun God Apollo. But the gift came with strings attached, and furious when she rejected him, he couldn't take his gift back, so he cursed her: when she tried to warn people of her visions, they wouldn't believe her. Moral: Beware of Greek Gods bearing gifts. And lawn darts? A fun backyard game for the whole family! Gigantic darts! With your lawn as the target! Nothing but fun... until your sharp pointy missile sails over the fence into the neighbor's yard, and OOPS! Right into that nice neighbor's head. It seemed like a good idea at the time.... (this, obviously, is my metaphor for social media)
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Dear Social Media, It’s OVER.
You've filled me with fear, anger, depression, and jealousy and I'll miss you so much.