You’re looking for participants 20-40, and that is HILARIOUS, because yesterday I was texting with Alecia, who was telling me she thought it would be a great way for her to take off a few quarantine pounds by trying a diet and being publicly accountable for the results, just like your ad, so I showed it to her, and we laughed so hard, because she’s now 41! Isn’t that HYSTERICAL? She was ready to try your diet, but you aged her out! By one year! You know her as Pink, but we’ve been friends for years. So, you might want to stop limiting your age range, and simply put “20+” in your casting notice. And that way, too, you won’t be reported to the EEOC and forced to pay a bigass fine.
Cassandra, a princess of Troy, was given the gift of prophecy from none other than the Sun God Apollo. But the gift came with strings attached, and furious when she rejected him, he couldn't take his gift back, so he cursed her: when she tried to warn people of her visions, they wouldn't believe her. Moral: Beware of Greek Gods bearing gifts. And lawn darts? A fun backyard game for the whole family! Gigantic darts! With your lawn as the target! Nothing but fun... until your sharp pointy missile sails over the fence into the neighbor's yard, and OOPS! Right into that nice neighbor's head. It seemed like a good idea at the time.... (this, obviously, is my metaphor for social media)
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